Chemistry jokes are stupid. We should bohrium

dailypuns:

This is a killer joke.

but physics jokes have potential

soilfae:

bunny friends looking at the sky together 

(via julietpablo)

heyitspj:

*12 year old voice* i know who you like

(via bombaybicycle-s)

you're such a gentleman for asking if you can touch my butt, so thoughtful :)

Anonymous

sexience:

yo consent is important

you gotta ask the cutie before you touch the booty

annerako:

"Little" Fugue (G minor) — J.S. Bach

One of the coolest things my Music 101 class has introduced me to. The visual representation helps you appreciate the complexity of the composition. And it’s just cool.

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feedmysoulwithmusic:

Honestly I’m so thirsty I would make out with a potato

(via thearticlemonkeys)

4,7,16,24,35

Anonymous

4. Underrated

7. Nope not at all

16. 4

24. boobs but not in an obsessive way?

35. like a happy medium

this was an interesting mix of questions

  • 1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
  • 2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
  • 3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
  • 4. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
  • 5. Do you like having your balls touched?
  • 6. Do you like having your nipples touched?
  • 7. Do you like having your anus touched?
  • 8. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
  • 9. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
  • 10. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
  • 11. Have you had sex in the shower?
  • 12. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
  • 13. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
  • 14. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
  • 15. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
  • 16. How many sexual partners have you had?
  • 17. How often do you masturbate?
  • 18. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
  • 19. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
  • 20. How big is your penis?
  • 21. Does your penis curve at all?
  • 22. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
  • 23. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
  • 24. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
  • 25. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
  • 26. Do you like the way your genitals look?
  • 27. Do you like your butt?
  • 28. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
  • 29. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
  • 30. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
  • 31. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
  • 32. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
  • 33. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
  • 34. Spit or swallow?
  • 35. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
  • 36. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
  • 37. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
  • 38. Have you ever given/received a footjob?
  • 39. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
  • 40. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
  • 41. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
  • 42. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
  • 43. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
  • 44. Do you own any sex toys?
  • 45. What are your favorite positions?
  • 46. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
  • 47. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
  • 48. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
  • 49. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
  • 50. Have you have phone sex?
  • mamaspookat:

    h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s:

    crestadair:

    bioterrorist:

    emubutt:

    soupybeard:

    Why I hate myself

    image

    Volume I

    Pocket edition 

    font size 7

    Introduction 

    to the first chapter

    of the prologue

    (via kultuv)

    justinaireland:

    erinbowman:

    heyteenbookshey:

    The Story Coaster by Grant Snider

    This is amazing. The unicorn in “extraneous scenery” wins.

    I’m dying over the unreliable narrator.  I wish I could love this a hundred times.  The critical reaction is so spot on.

    (via kultuv)

    daftpunkforcutie:

    what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it

    (via pizza)

    bitchin-blaziken:

    finally my search is for this gifset is over

    (via thatbandchick297)

    And I think the first sign you notice when you begin to gain feelings towards a person, is just how easily you get jealous when they give others the attention which you crave.
    Unknown (via exoticwild)

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